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Sunday, February 17, 2013

Ranking Conspiracy Theories

Do you know any conspiracy theorists?

You probably do even if you don't realize it. They are like a cockroach to the human condition. Undying, often unseen and always so filthy and disgusting.

Which is why I love to mock them. Here I rank some popular conspiracy theories and explain why they are flipping nuts.

Apollo Hoax

What the Conspiracy Theorists believe

Essentially that we didn't really go to the Moon. Sometimes coupled with the idea that maybe the Nazis really did go to the moon and that is why we can't go there now. Another faction think there are aliens up there and that is the reason we can't go there.

The proponents of this idea like to point out discrepancies in photographs and claim it is evidence of fakery. These oddities include the lack of stars in said pictures, a lack of a blast crater under the lander and shadows that are not parallel.

Outside of that all they really have is lots of wild ass speculation.

Oh, they sent up a rocket. To Cleveland. Or something. 
As soon as my update to Wikipedia goes through, this will be canon. 
Which is also a type of ballistic. 

Why it is crazy

Well almost all of this comes down to the fact that conspiracy theorists tend to know very little about anything.