First off, for those that just climbed out of the bomb shelter they entered back in 1989, Home Alone
is a movie about a boy, Kevin McCallister, who defeats two burglars
with ingenuity after his family leaves him behind while they travel to
the one hotel in Paris that actually has a view of the Eiffel Tower.
Also the Cold War ended, the USSR is no more, Princess Diana died, The Simpsons is still on the air, South Africa traded in the horrors of apartheid for the horrors of gang rape, Bono of U2 inexplicably became Man of The Year once and the new Star Wars movies sucked despite costing more than the Manhattan Project to produce.
Oh and something called Here Comes Honey BooBoo just exists. No one knows why.
Okay, now the actor behind Kevin McCallister, Macaulay Culkin, went on to have a good life. I mean he had an acclaimed theater run then went on to find true love which makes your life a "win" even if a sentient computer program exterminated all humans except you just so it could torment you for its own amusement.
Hey, ever notice that Harlan Ellison is sort of a downer?
Anyways, things would not be so good for the character of Kevin McCallister after things were over and here are why I think this would be so.
Also the Cold War ended, the USSR is no more, Princess Diana died, The Simpsons is still on the air, South Africa traded in the horrors of apartheid for the horrors of gang rape, Bono of U2 inexplicably became Man of The Year once and the new Star Wars movies sucked despite costing more than the Manhattan Project to produce.
Oh and something called Here Comes Honey BooBoo just exists. No one knows why.
Okay, now the actor behind Kevin McCallister, Macaulay Culkin, went on to have a good life. I mean he had an acclaimed theater run then went on to find true love which makes your life a "win" even if a sentient computer program exterminated all humans except you just so it could torment you for its own amusement.
Hey, ever notice that Harlan Ellison is sort of a downer?
Anyways, things would not be so good for the character of Kevin McCallister after things were over and here are why I think this would be so.
