Sometimes terrible things just happen. It only takes one little mistake, malfunction or crazy person to cause them. Most of us have evolved ways of dealing with this: we process what is happening and move on because we remember that there will be a tomorrow. Then there are conspiracy theorists who refuse to believe that anything that ever happens is random. For them terrible things are made to happen by people who.....I don't know do evil things.
The following are all actual quotes from conspiracy theory web forums (here & here (enter at your own risk)) about the Boston Marathon bombing with my own comments interspersed throughout.
"Look in first picture the Isreal flag is rather centered..
edit. Was looking at wrong flag, although all of the flags in the picture feels like some sort of subliminal message."
Well what other use could a flag at an event with participants from all over the world have?
"Could the topic title be changed to "Alleged Explosion blah blah blah...", otherwise we're just facilitating the major's spin."
Yeah, and that Alleged World War Two as well!
"The main stream media never lies and the government never stages false flag attacks. I am a sheeple and believe everything I am told by the pretty people on TV. Where's my Koolaid I'm thirsty...."
And what does that make someone that just assumes this was done by the government with no evidence to support such a proposition? Oh, that's right, a dumbass!
"All these professional cameramen there but no decent steady footage? Just super-zoomed in shakes footage mixed in the the cameras pointing at the floor??"
Yeah, how dare somebody that just had a bomb go off next to them be filled with adrenaline and be unsteady!
"The Boston thing will justl be another false flag attack no doubt. F*ing murderers. Who are they gonna blame this time, and what solution is gonna be offered to the frightened sheeple ? Same shit, different day"
Yes, because I invented a history where false flag attacks happen all the time I will of course assume this is one too. Also, I'm a dumbass.
"They can clean up all of the flags and what not but can't sweep up all the garbage? Of course not other wise how would we get such a devastating photo."
Yeah, it's not like there is a need to preserve a crime scene for investigation or anything. Oh, wait. I forgot. They already know who did it. It was Them/Reptillian/Mossad/Fear Demons! No need for investigations then.
"There's a photographer conveniently perched above the scene, who then releases the images after compressing them and stripping the EXIF data from them, and who doesn't stamp his name BOLDLY on front of mega bucks and copyright images. I don't believe it."
Yes, incredible that people are not as terribly self serving and mercenary as you assume them to be.
"The runner that falls down looks suspicous. Why would he go down if the people in yellow jackets only get a little wind impact?"
Yeah, aren't explosions nice tidy events that effect everyone equally with no random chaos whatsoever?
"Explosion happened right where the flags of the world where situated.
Not so subtle subliminal fear mongering there then"
Again with the flags. What is so hard to understand about flags being situated near the finish line of an international racing event? Oh, that's right. I'm not thinking like a dumbass.
"That's why I think it might be a gun control angle. Normal joe public makes a simple bomb. Purposely not a complex device. Possibly the first real signs of cracking on with the 2nd amendment scrapping?!"
Makes perfect sense.
1) Stage bombing
2) ?????
3) Take guns
Underpants gnomes couldn't have planned it better.
"Watching the news with a large shovel for all the bullshit.
Why would Joe Biden call it a bombing immediately after seeing it on television, if it had not been announced whether it was a gas explosion or something else."
Maybe because Biden isn't a moron and saw the same footage the rest of us did where it looked just like a bombing! If you want to know what a gas explosion looks like I suggest looking up Mythbusters.
"Looks like they put some effort into this one , not only ketchup , fake FB accounts and photoshopped images .
Suspect is said to be detained already , Saudi national ."
Ketchup? Everyone knows that fake marathon bombings use red colored corn syrup.
"I just heard Fox anchor ask "terrorism expert" Tom McGee who could be responsible.
McGee's reply: "This appears to be multiple event...uh...with..with the use of multiple actors...so it could be a small group in the particular area that has this capability of unleashing so much harm."
Slip of tongue? Oops! The so-called "terrorism expert" admits actors were used. It really doesn't get any more sillier than this!"
I'll let Websters Dictionary speak to this:
Definition of Actor
The following are all actual quotes from conspiracy theory web forums (here & here (enter at your own risk)) about the Boston Marathon bombing with my own comments interspersed throughout.
"Look in first picture the Isreal flag is rather centered..
edit. Was looking at wrong flag, although all of the flags in the picture feels like some sort of subliminal message."
Well what other use could a flag at an event with participants from all over the world have?
"Could the topic title be changed to "Alleged Explosion blah blah blah...", otherwise we're just facilitating the major's spin."
Yeah, and that Alleged World War Two as well!
"The main stream media never lies and the government never stages false flag attacks. I am a sheeple and believe everything I am told by the pretty people on TV. Where's my Koolaid I'm thirsty...."
And what does that make someone that just assumes this was done by the government with no evidence to support such a proposition? Oh, that's right, a dumbass!
"All these professional cameramen there but no decent steady footage? Just super-zoomed in shakes footage mixed in the the cameras pointing at the floor??"
Yeah, how dare somebody that just had a bomb go off next to them be filled with adrenaline and be unsteady!
"The Boston thing will justl be another false flag attack no doubt. F*ing murderers. Who are they gonna blame this time, and what solution is gonna be offered to the frightened sheeple ? Same shit, different day"
Yes, because I invented a history where false flag attacks happen all the time I will of course assume this is one too. Also, I'm a dumbass.
"They can clean up all of the flags and what not but can't sweep up all the garbage? Of course not other wise how would we get such a devastating photo."
Yeah, it's not like there is a need to preserve a crime scene for investigation or anything. Oh, wait. I forgot. They already know who did it. It was Them/Reptillian/Mossad/Fear Demons! No need for investigations then.
"There's a photographer conveniently perched above the scene, who then releases the images after compressing them and stripping the EXIF data from them, and who doesn't stamp his name BOLDLY on front of mega bucks and copyright images. I don't believe it."
Yes, incredible that people are not as terribly self serving and mercenary as you assume them to be.
"The runner that falls down looks suspicous. Why would he go down if the people in yellow jackets only get a little wind impact?"
Yeah, aren't explosions nice tidy events that effect everyone equally with no random chaos whatsoever?
"Explosion happened right where the flags of the world where situated.
Not so subtle subliminal fear mongering there then"
Again with the flags. What is so hard to understand about flags being situated near the finish line of an international racing event? Oh, that's right. I'm not thinking like a dumbass.
"That's why I think it might be a gun control angle. Normal joe public makes a simple bomb. Purposely not a complex device. Possibly the first real signs of cracking on with the 2nd amendment scrapping?!"
Makes perfect sense.
1) Stage bombing
2) ?????
3) Take guns
Underpants gnomes couldn't have planned it better.
"Watching the news with a large shovel for all the bullshit.
Why would Joe Biden call it a bombing immediately after seeing it on television, if it had not been announced whether it was a gas explosion or something else."
Maybe because Biden isn't a moron and saw the same footage the rest of us did where it looked just like a bombing! If you want to know what a gas explosion looks like I suggest looking up Mythbusters.
"Looks like they put some effort into this one , not only ketchup , fake FB accounts and photoshopped images .
Suspect is said to be detained already , Saudi national ."
Ketchup? Everyone knows that fake marathon bombings use red colored corn syrup.
"I just heard Fox anchor ask "terrorism expert" Tom McGee who could be responsible.
McGee's reply: "This appears to be multiple event...uh...with..with the use of multiple actors...so it could be a small group in the particular area that has this capability of unleashing so much harm."
Slip of tongue? Oops! The so-called "terrorism expert" admits actors were used. It really doesn't get any more sillier than this!"
I'll let Websters Dictionary speak to this:
Definition of Actor
1 : one that acts : doer
2 a : one who represents a character in a dramatic production
b : a theatrical performer
c : one who behaves as if acting a part
3 : one that takes part in any affair
Who knew words can have more than one meaning? Oh, silly me, I was forgetting about dumbasses again.
It's so sad that horrible events like these keep getting hijacked by the tinfoil brigade.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right; it was them reptilian mossad fear demons. In fact how do you know? Are you one of them?
ReplyDeleteSeriously I agree with Jessica. It's depressing the amount of paranoid asshattery that comes out of the woodwork when something like this happens.