Not on the list

Here are a list of things that can end a heterosexual marriage:

• Growing apart
• Losing interest
• Money issues
• Physical abuse
• Emotional abuse
• Being possessive
• Being jealous
• Interference by family
• Different opinions on child rearing
• Religious differences
• Sexual incompatibility
• Not having time for each other
• Inequity in household chores
• Alcoholism
• Drug abuse
• Putting career ahead of family
• Being lazy
• Hatred of the spouses siblings

Not on that list?

• Another couple getting married who happen to be gay.

Any questions?